i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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