love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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