Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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