You made me cry and you don't even care
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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