This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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