chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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