READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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