D3 body, D1 cock
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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