You're so nebulous sometimes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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