My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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