I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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