Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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