found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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