Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
