I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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