i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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