You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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