What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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