I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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