so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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