Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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