we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i think i have herpe
just one?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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