I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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