I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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