party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
