Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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