You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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