Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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