What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You have to summon your inner elephant
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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