what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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