I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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