i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
