She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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