Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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