Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
How external is "for external use only"?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
