I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I forgot wine drunk hurts
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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