hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Your cock deserves a montage
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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