so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We left the knife in your bed.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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