i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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