ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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