My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
why is half of my head shaved?
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