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Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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