question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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