: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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