im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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