I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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