ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Can I color on your dick again?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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