either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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