She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
