even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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