i don't like sucking hair
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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