We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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