I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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