If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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