do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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