watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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