so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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